ubSMARTlinks

Last UBIEE SEO PRO Referral Domains

Sign WORLD PEACE SOLUTION Petition

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

I Love maths!
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%?

- What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
- Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
- We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%..
- How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
What makes up 100% in life?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard work and knowledge will get you close,
And, Attitude will get you there,
Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top!!!


Best regards

Dr. Michael U Dolgoruky
UBIEE Corporation S.L.
Founder & Chairman
JOIN AutoHits.dk: The World's First AutoSurf - and still #1!!
Phone Spain: +34-976-306200
Phone USA: +1-850-417-7196
Phone New Zealand: +64-9-889-2214
Phone Australia: +61-2-8006-4322
Corporate Websites: www.UBIEE.com, www.officialUBIEE.com, www.UBIEE.me

No comments: